Recording from home, Ben and Gabe poke a stick at Blockbuster, Gabi Grecko, parents, moving, flat packs and couple rivalry.

Warning: Loosey-goosey language and dark comedy (I mean come on… Gabi Greco)

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• Gwyneth Paltrow
• Gabe’s idiotsyncrasies
• Ben’s love songs and dedications
• and Lady Gaga’s Dog nappers

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• Sink your teeth into another delicious serving of Classic Gabe with a side of Fish Murder.
• How did Ben’s mum get the name Sexy Fingers?
• The chicken nugget mugger. It’s a thing.
• Who’s the hardest person in the world to buy gifts for?
• And Justin Bieber’s Crocs of shite.

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This week they tackle:

• Who’s got the biggest only fans account in the world? *slow news week
• The sexiest politician in the world?
• Wax works *Not Missy
• And who is the most lip synched artist on RuPaul’s Drag Race?

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This week Ben and Gabe have simultaneous apologies to make and it has nothing to do with the show.

• Find out who shot the sheriff. In this case Lady Gaga’s dog walker.
• Gabe’s becoming cultured? *she thinks
• Ben’s getting angry at tram passengers *nothing new
• Special guest Fembot XYZ and lots of cultural references Gabe doesn’t know.

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• Ben has yet another nude scandal.
• Gabe gets an frightening proposition from a 3 year old.
• And they seriously* investigate the Framing Britney documentary.*psych

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In their first show for 2021 Ben and Gabe are live from their bedrooms during Victoria’s snap 5 day lockdown.

They have a bit to catch up on, like the new birds in Gabe’s life, moving homes, straight man wine tours and more pressing issues such as if Gabe’s girlfriend would let her cheat on Kylie Minogue.

Recorded Feb 15, 2021

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• Ben’s exxxpen$ive new purchase
• The Porn Hub awards
• The New South Wales premiere aka Gladys Berejiklian
• Gabe’s heading getting back onto the comedy stage
• AND more!

Warning this podcast contains adult themes and loosey goosey language

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Others that won’t quit: The Pope, Rudy Giuliani, and drunk white girls.

Those that really should:  Gabe and Rudy’s hair dye.

And those that did: Adelaide.

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• As the title suggests Ben and Gabe will talk about Britney Spears, but who’s keeping score?
• Ben just clocked up a very expensive night out he’d prefer to forget/is ready to talk about.
• Gabe’s done no research, is mostly unprepared, she’s doing alright. But is she ready to face a life of covid normal?
• Ben’s couch covers **Contains adult themes and bad styling
• And more!

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• Ben throws shade at the contents of Gabe’s garage including Poggy, the lizard that is not the evil mind Ben suspects.
• Ben finds himself a potential mate.
• Gabe explores Dandenong and it’s parking hotspots.
• The duo can’t help but bring up Trump, and Trump can’t help but bring down Lady Gaga.

SPOILER ALERT:

• Mardi Gras- ruined.

WARNING:

• Adult themes and loosey-goosey language.

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• They gloss over the biggest event in the Victorian sporting calendar and demonstrate their sketchy AFL knowledge
• Hillary Duff gets slandered through no fault of her own
• Gabe gets rough handled by Russians
• And Ben laments his career decisions as his fear of the brewing Karens intensifies

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And more!

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Still locked-out of the studios, unplugged and reckless. They take aim at:

• Illegal haircuts
• Weighty emotional scarring from their mothers
• David Guetta AND Madonna
• And of course, he who shall not be named… again

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Gabe wants the world to believe (in no particular order) she’s a clean person, can interpret the bible and likes Jennifer Anniston’s style (this is the actual order it plays)

Run and don’t look back! The reason why delivery boys love (hate) to visit Ben’s house.

You know who has covid-19 and unlike the leader himself, Ben and Gabe have serious concerns for America’s welfare.

And more!

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In the new session of Ben & Gabe Unplugged:

• They start with their usual pot-shots, grievances and Kylie updates.
• Next Ben fires more pot-shots at Gabe, predicting she needs to clean up her life.
• Ben retells the story of throwing pot-shots at his housemate.
• Then Ben fires more pot-shots at Gabe.
• Ben fires yet more pot-shots at a large corporation.
• So Gabe fires a few at different large corporation.
• And then she fires a few at feminism…

*WARNING: You can count on adult language/themes, don’t say we didn’t warn you and throw pot-shots.

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1.  Gabe still (still?) wants to be a model citizen. Featuring more babysitting and a search to find the perfect anniversary gift.
2. Ben’s unsure if he’s losing it, nobody’s surprised and it’s another excuse to talk about his spirituality. Warning: This podcast contains oracle card and essential oil themes.
3. Rust bucket lovers rejoice! A driver in Canada that slept while driving and the many excuses for getting pulled over.
4. Who is Ben and Gabe’s (Dip)Dickhead of the week?

And more more more!

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• Gabe is robbed by a 7 year old
• Gratuitous nudity
• Twitter aka gratuitous nudity
• RUOK
• Gratuitous nudity
• A Public Meltdown
• And another story of theft

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This week and in no particular order (this is the actual order in which it plays)

• Gabe gets a starring role in her own version of kindergarten cop.
• The wrongs and not many rights in getting angry at your yoga teacher.
• A flashback from 2019 (it was 18 months ago) with U.K comic Paul Foot 
• What is big Dcik energy? Ben doesn’t have it (he wishes) but he knows someone else that does.

And more more more!

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• We meet millionaire super yacht diphead, Cheryl and family.
• Ben uses his comedic licence against Dandenong and it’s protesters.
• Gabe’s Neighbourhood Watch insanity hits new levels.
• Random street kids give Ben grief about his;

a) Age

b) Mental Health

c) Walk

• Ben gives Gabe grief about her;

a) Age

b) Mental Health

c) Tech skills

d) All of the above

• And someone gets the finger, but who and which one?

CONTAINS VERY RUDE WORDS AND LACKS GOOD TASTE.

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This week

• Gabe has all sorts of excuses for a life of disorganised chaos and Ben’s not happy.
• Can you repurpose a wig into a murkin ? And what the hell is a murkin anyway?
• Wheel of misfortune – a new game of epic? proportions….
• Ever spared a thought for the cash cow? Ben and Gabe have.
• And more!!!

They’re locked up and ready to go…nowhere. This is Ben and Gabe Unplugged.

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It starts-off with talk of Yoga and meditation but before long, Ben’s picking up from the yoga mat and Gabe’s requesting dick pics.

There’s a discussion of words that should and should not be used (insert language warning here), the hugely anticipated cameo from Ben’s housemate, Ezra and a real cameo from Chris The Bloke Franklin.

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As the namesake suggests Ben and Gabe are now without the typical constraints of a normal radio show, with all but a few loose ideas remaining. The result is a one hour chat and hopefully some fun grabs to share.

• This week you’ll hear about the things you might do to prepare for another lockdown.
• Why Ben doesn’t know how to play frisby.
• Gabe was once a Michael Jackson fan.
• The rights and mostly wrongs of the Guess Who game
• And a gogglebox inspired moment set to the premiere Kylie Minogue’s latest video Say Something.

Warning this podcast contains adult themes and course language. 

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Stripped-bare of everything that makes radio, they expose themselves like never before.

Ben and Gabe Unplugged is an honest discussion of life in lockdown, their stages of pandemic grief, what they’re listening to, who they’re connecting with and how…

For those less charmed by sincere banter, don’t worry, there’s the customary bitching, talk of sex toys*, role playing* and Marge ‘sexy’* Simpson.

*Let that be your adult themes and language warning.

*And that.

*And wtf…

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In this podcast they go back in time, to better times when;

• Ben could dance with his nips out
• Gabe could pat all the lesbians she wanted
• They could sit within 1.5 meters of Mel C
• And stuff their faces with balls

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Gabe did the unthinkable which means for Gabe its thinkable. But what did she do?

The Victorian lock down is tough, but some Melburnians it’s even tougher. They find out the laws people are breaking and solve the ultimate question….. how far would you travel for butter chicken.

Ben gets a filling of sorts…. at the dentist. But why is he getting so much shade?

Also Fake News and this weeks Drag Queen Check includes the one and only Lexi Gaga!

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In this weeks pocket sized mid pandemic podcast:

Ben got the test and for once he’s not being dramatic.

Gabe is doing mature age learning online. Find out the student trying to steal her thunder!

The premiere of Drag Queen Check, a segment where we check in on what a pandemic life is like for a drag queen. This week stars the amazing Missy La’Minx.

AND this weeks Fake News!

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In this comeback podcast Ben and Gabe take you through the last couple of months. There’s been edging….. in the garden. A secretly recorded phone call with Ben, the hottest news around town with Fake News and much more!

Recorded July 8, 2020

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• New single Who I Am, her new album and reuniting with U.K pops biggest.
• Performing at Brisbane’s Big Gay Day and touring with Sink The Pink. 
• Spice legacy as gay icons. 
• Who’s more high maintenance? Drag queens or Mel B?
• Spice Merchandise, who’s got the most? 
• Melanie’s special connection to Victoria.
• Spice Pandemonium 
• AND MORE

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• Ben spills a few secrets from Mardi Gras
• Gabe spills the beans on ChillOut
• They fantasize  about cancelling responsibilities
• Ben fulfils his dream of dressing up Gabe
• They discuss a new iconic duo, Yoga and animals
• And it wouldn’t be March 2020 be if they didn’t discuss toilet paper.

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• They take an in-depth look at things to do while in lockdown
• What foods to avoid in lockdown
• Solve the mystery in where all the toilet paper is going and troubleshoot alternatives
• They also dive in to online dating and the truth finally comes out

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Plus more! 

Ben and Gabe Wed Mornings 

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• Gabe apologises for being late
• Ben discusses the case of his missing nipples
• Gabe apologises for being late
• We learn about Finlay, who has a party trick involving balls that no one asked for
• Gabe apologises for being late
• Ben finally gets the fame and glory he deserves and now he’s a commercial influencer…
• Gabe apologises for being late
• We learn about internal dialogue and hear some interesting inner thoughts from the team
• Gabe looses their favourite weekly game, Say My Name, again
• And did I mention that I’m sorry I was late

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Ben and Gabe Wed Mornings

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• Things get pretty awkward around the subject of  lesbian top and bottoms
• Ben brings his A game and becomes a sexy distraction
• Someone looks like an idiot, again, in a round of Say My Name
• There’s an awkward drug reference that Gabe can’t shuffle out of
• James the newsreader gets kinkier than usual (that we know of)
• And a live statement from Buckingham Palace

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• This week Gabe has inspired Ben to dress like a garbage man.
• What did Ben find in the shower??
• Say My Name!! – The new game everyone will be playing in the new year.
• Gabe got a disappointing christmas gift
• Why did Ben get in trouble at a dance festival ??
• Plus More!

Ben and Gabe Wed Mornings 

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• The helicopter is given a day off and the team dust off the ol’ Santa Sleigh
• Ben goes to the movies which sends Gabe in to full creep mode
• A retail outlet goes into shutdown which sends their customers into full meltdown mode
• James’ Pig news update makes the final cut
• There’s classic throwbacks to past shows, classic celebrity mispronunciations by Gabe and classic use of the “b” word from Ben
• And the whole team including James and Serena send the year off with some love and gratitude

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Ben and Gabe Wed Mornings

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• Ben smuggles a budgie into the hot springs
• Tony Abbott smuggles a budgie into prison
• Gabe buddies up to Judith Lucy
• There’s news of a new threesome…
• Ben, the kindness killer strikes again
• Why did the chicken cross the road? (Don’t worry, Ben will tell you)
• And finally! Some inspiring words from Israel Falou

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This week they tackle (not literally):

• Prince Andrew
• Craig McLachlan
• Medical Lamas
• And why Ben is in love with a woman at Bunnings?

Recorded November 20, 2019

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Recorded November 13, 2019

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• The day after a long weekend and Ben and Gabe are not coping well.
• Ben suggests a hangover cure fit for Madonna but Gabe’s not biting.
• James the News Reader is absent so they wildly speculate /fantasise/assume the worst about his vacancy
• RIP Samantha Armytage
• How has a 16 yr. old girl sparked Ben’s interest?
• And what deep dark secret is Gabe’s new girlfriend hiding?
• Oh nearly forgot…Lindsay Lohan is back in the spotlight… hahaha, jokes.

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Warning this weeks podcast contains course language.

• Ben rocks up in his costume but did Gabe miss the memo?
• Eat your heart out Margaret and David! At the movies for the new Judy movie. 
• Another edition of Talk To The Animals with Ben.
• Hallelujah! Gabe goes to church!
• Ben’s angry at a bunch of over 50’s.
• Brooklyn Beckham’s dating a woman that looks like his mum?
• The man in Ireland who spoke from the grave.
• AND MORE

Recorded October 30, 2019

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Another week, another two and a half hours of brilliant broadcasting.

• One of the Jenners gets a mention, which one, who cares? No one. (In my opinion)
• They do it like dogs. Special mention to the homemade animal sound effects.
• Ben gets all dramatic about his fire alarm and calls his housemate to confirm what Gabe already knew, the pair of them are idiots. (In my opinion)
• Miley Cyrus is either queer bating or just after attention, either way, she has Bens attention.
• The pair rundown Northside Bizarre.
• And Gabe gives the listeners some cumbersome excuses to get out of work.
• Gabe was probably the standout in this episode. (In my opinion)
• P.s. this was written by Gabe

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This week:

• Ben got lucky…. in front of an Ezy Mart?
• Surprise surprise! Gabe is angry at people for dog shaming online!
• What’s Kanye West done this time?
• Who’s the next celebrity to come out of the closet?
• And Melbourne’s Crown Casino is in hot water.

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This week, they look at:

• Lady Gaga’s dodgey furnishings (no pun intended)
• What’s bloody Russia doing now?
• Ben’s trip to the dentist
• An anti trans hate group that was masterfully trolled
• And Gabe brings up dogs, again

Recorded Oct 09, 2019

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This week:

• Ben buys a jock strap and questions why Gabe was locked in a sex shop.
• Also what are Glitter pills and why are they such a  trend?
• AND The new line of gender neutral Barbie dolls.

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