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3 May 2017

Day Four (and all its trimmings)

News

The second half of the second semi gets their time on the stage today.

And it’s going to be one hell of a day.

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San Marino

Valentina’s back. And she’s rocking it.

https://twitter.com/Eurovision/status/859671641487536128

It’s the spirit of San Marino in this one.

Will it qualify? It better, or else Valentina will burn the place down.

Croatia

Solo duets are not normally seen anywhere. There is a reason. And that reason shows with Jacques.

Actually, what is the plural of Jacques?

He has sunflowers, rainbows and a violin fight, all while trying to be two different people at the same time.

https://twitter.com/Eurovision/status/859679841830019072

As much as his moonface might scare you within the first minute, hold on. It’s quite a ride.

Will it qualify? Hopefully not.

Norway

The masks are back, and after a couple of late nights partying at Euroclub, they would be quite helpful to have right now.

It’s all very MGP. But why reinvent the wheel if it’s already worked somewhat well?

https://twitter.com/Eurovision/status/859690384036909057

There’s not much else to add really.

Will it qualify? Most likely.

Switzerland

Swiss cheese is delicious. Swiss chocolate is delectable. Swiss bank accounts are secretive.

They are the best things about Switzerland.

Timebelle has combined all three: A voluptuous yellow ball gown. A Milka purple background. A secret between singer and pianist.

.@timebelleband have just taken us into a mythical wonderland with their first rehearsal of "Apollo" #ESC2017 pic.twitter.com/dMSkwtaAte

— Eurovision Song Contest (@Eurovision) May 3, 2017

If you’ve ever had a dolly covering your toilet paper, this is the performance for you.

However, some fanboy from the other day exclaimed that the combination of purple and gold in their performance was groundbreaking and new. Didn’t see this coming eh?

Will it qualify? There’s so much purple and yellow. It’s lovely. Dunno about it getting to Saturday though.